(Disclaimer: this is a joke...kinda.)
1. Make him fancy you.
Change your looks and personality accordingly to his personality type
follow my [Change yourself for the right douchebag] guide
to know how to change appropriately for the right kind of guy.
2. Make his friends fancy you, too.
Now that you got his attention , in other words.
him sniffing the cheese trap you left.
Take the mouse trap away and leave him wondering where it,
you. went.
But dont take yourself completly out of the picture , go after his friends
and make them want you, too.
Now thats going to activate the jealousy stage
read more on jealousy on my [Being a guys property & how to make him pay for it] guide.
3. Set your trap back out.
Now that you see the poor little thing sniffing around looking
set yourself back on his ground and make him your priority
this will massage his man ego.
good job.
read more on egos [Giving a guy a false sense of accomplishment]
4. First "Hang out"
Ask the subject if he'd like to come watch a movie with you afterschool
or grab a drink at the local bar. Give him a certain date.
If his busy and wants to shoot for another day
"nvm" it, but dont worry.
at this point , its just a couple of minutes till he crashes down and
blows off whatever he had to do.
Or if he insists he cant do it that day
agree on a day that will work for both of you.
5. Stand him up.
This guy is pretty pumped to be going out with the girl his been chasing after
so now, attack his man ego now that you've build it back up
by a few hours before the appointment , something has come up and will have to raincheck the date.
6. Apologize.
Now that this guy has been hurt, even if he shows no sign of it
his hurt right now , he was waiting for that day and you have crushed him.
Apologize over and over and reschedule for a close date and tell him you'll make it up to him
but dont tell him how.
7. The date.
Dress your best.
Seem casual.
Dont act too interested, but make sure he has the time of his life.
see [Make a douchebag enjoy himself]
at the end of the night ,give him that smooch his been hoping for , sincerely tell him you've had the best night you've had in awhile , and say your goodbyes.
8. The wait.
Do not contact him
this will drive him mad wondering if that night really was as great as you said
wait as long as you have to and wait till HE contacts you first.
and sound very casual.
If you see him often, again.
act casual.
His mind will be filled with "i thought she had a good time?what went wrong?"
9. Hurt him.
If not by not sounding very interested in the txts his been sending you.
or by using the same excuse "sorry i cant that night..maybe sometime next week?"
make sure to avoid him and look like you've moved on with your life.
But this should not go on for more than a week tops.
10. Tell him you fancy him.
Ask him to meet up , and if he has been meaning to see you for awhile now.
He'll be jumping up and down inside.
even if his outside is just calm.
Tell him sorry you havent been able to talk lately that things have been rough
and tell him that you havent been able to stop thinking of that night you guys had met up
and that you've developed feelings for him.
He'll be very surprised and well pleased
as this also , massages his man ego.
Done.
1. Make him fancy you.
Change your looks and personality accordingly to his personality type
follow my [Change yourself for the right douchebag] guide
to know how to change appropriately for the right kind of guy.
2. Make his friends fancy you, too.
Now that you got his attention , in other words.
him sniffing the cheese trap you left.
Take the mouse trap away and leave him wondering where it,
you. went.
But dont take yourself completly out of the picture , go after his friends
and make them want you, too.
Now thats going to activate the jealousy stage
read more on jealousy on my [Being a guys property & how to make him pay for it] guide.
3. Set your trap back out.
Now that you see the poor little thing sniffing around looking
set yourself back on his ground and make him your priority
this will massage his man ego.
good job.
read more on egos [Giving a guy a false sense of accomplishment]
4. First "Hang out"
Ask the subject if he'd like to come watch a movie with you afterschool
or grab a drink at the local bar. Give him a certain date.
If his busy and wants to shoot for another day
"nvm" it, but dont worry.
at this point , its just a couple of minutes till he crashes down and
blows off whatever he had to do.
Or if he insists he cant do it that day
agree on a day that will work for both of you.
5. Stand him up.
This guy is pretty pumped to be going out with the girl his been chasing after
so now, attack his man ego now that you've build it back up
by a few hours before the appointment , something has come up and will have to raincheck the date.
6. Apologize.
Now that this guy has been hurt, even if he shows no sign of it
his hurt right now , he was waiting for that day and you have crushed him.
Apologize over and over and reschedule for a close date and tell him you'll make it up to him
but dont tell him how.
7. The date.
Dress your best.
Seem casual.
Dont act too interested, but make sure he has the time of his life.
see [Make a douchebag enjoy himself]
at the end of the night ,give him that smooch his been hoping for , sincerely tell him you've had the best night you've had in awhile , and say your goodbyes.
8. The wait.
Do not contact him
this will drive him mad wondering if that night really was as great as you said
wait as long as you have to and wait till HE contacts you first.
and sound very casual.
If you see him often, again.
act casual.
His mind will be filled with "i thought she had a good time?what went wrong?"
9. Hurt him.
If not by not sounding very interested in the txts his been sending you.
or by using the same excuse "sorry i cant that night..maybe sometime next week?"
make sure to avoid him and look like you've moved on with your life.
But this should not go on for more than a week tops.
10. Tell him you fancy him.
Ask him to meet up , and if he has been meaning to see you for awhile now.
He'll be jumping up and down inside.
even if his outside is just calm.
Tell him sorry you havent been able to talk lately that things have been rough
and tell him that you havent been able to stop thinking of that night you guys had met up
and that you've developed feelings for him.
He'll be very surprised and well pleased
as this also , massages his man ego.
Done.
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