Friday, September 18, 2009

hahah

(250): Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
(1-250): I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.


hahaha. new favorite website EVER!!



(518): how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
(404): so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?






(970): we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome






(503): I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
(541): the rest of him looks just as crooked




(443): you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up



(704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
(919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad



(609): is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.


(940): just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it


(713): Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
(979): Ahaha, good shit


(614): see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy


(330): She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..



(203): she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
(860): what did you do?
(203): i asked her out. that's so hot.


(610): No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.



(650): the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
(1-650): dude, it's 2 am.
(650): but its COMING


(732): you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
(1-732): did i?

(901): people would bow to what i just did to her vagina










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